Azalea Complex, Chapter 6

Once upon a time, there was a princess and a prince that were happily married.

They loved to play hopscotch together, but the princess wasn't very good.

The prince was lots better. He was good at lots of stuff.

Then, the princess started feeling sick. She soon discovered though, that she was just pregnant!

The prince was super excited, "I'm gonna be a daddy? How great is that!" he told the princess, when she told him.

The princess also told her Mommy, the Queen. "This is the perfect birthday present!" said the Queen, ('cause it was her birthday), "I guess this means that once the baby is born, you'll be the Queen!" (except, she didn't really say that. I'm making that up. She said somethin' about me being a momma)

The princess and queen shared a nice tight hug. "Thank you, Mommy!" Said the princess, "I'm so happy, I hope it's a girl!"

Then the princess and queen made some funny faces!

A little bit later, the Queen grew up! She was old now, and she decided that she wasn't gonna keep dying her hair, and instead changed it all to be gray.

After her Mommy's birthday, the Princess decided that she wanted practice having a baby, so she adopted a baby horsie! The horsie was named Athena, after a Greek Goddess.

The Princess fed her new baby horsie bottle milk all the time.

Then the Princess found out that there were special books to help her know how to be a mommy better. She didn't wanna read them, and neither did Prince Geoffrey, but they tried to read for a while anyway.

But then the Princess started feeling big booboos in her tummy!

"AAAAHHHH! WHAT DO I DOOOO?!" Asked the Prince.

The Queen told them to go to the hospital as fast as they could. That's where the princess gave birth to a handsome little boy.

She named the baby Briar, 'cause it's cool sounding, and when she get home she put him in his crib, 'cause she needed to change.

"And then, I came and picked you up and fed you," I finished the story to my new baby, Geoffrey.

I wasn't really tired though, 'cause I slept at the hospital, so I decided to go searching for a unicorn. I didn't tell Mommy though, 'cause she'd be mad.

But guess what? I found one! It wasn't even too hard, 'cause they glow!

The unicorn had this light above him, and he was glowing!

You may ask how I know it's a he, but that's easy! He had a beard!

Before I could become friends with the unicorn, though, the sun started shining and he poofed! Isn't that just magical?