Azalea Complex, Chapter 5

Once upon a time, a mad-scientest princess was to marry her bestest friend.

Her Mommy, the queen, gave her a whole bunch of horsie stuff, and told her that she could get a horsie, whenever she wanted!

The prince, who had left the royal castle long ago, came back for the wedding!

And so did the other princess. That princess, she used to be mean, but she stopped! She was so nice to the mad-scientist princess on her wedding day! The other princess wanted to be a doctor one day.

The soon-to-be prince Geoffrey gave the princess super pretty white flowers. He was wearing a pretty sweater, while the princess had on the prettiest dress in the land.

They gathered under the heart, and started their vows.

The princess talked about how her bestest friend, who used to be invisible, was the only one who always understood her, and how he was the nicest, most handsome, person she ever knew.

The queen cried tears of happiness as the princess and the soon-to-be prince talked.

The doctor Princess was smiling and happy. She said that, maybe when the princess and soon-to-be prince had kids, she could be the one to deliver! How cool would that be??

"Before I was given to you, someone told me that I should love my owner as much as I would love my wife. Now that you have made me more than just a doll, I plan to do just that," Soon-to-be Prince Geoffrey said, making the Queen cry even more.

The princess, and now the prince, exchanged rings under the pretty heart with the flowers and ivy.

Then, the Prince and Princess kissed.

They cut the cake, and then ate dessert and danced with the queen and the princess's siblings.

After the princess's sibling left, she took a nap in her dress. When she woke up, she heart the new Prince and the Queen talking.

"But, sex is such a grown up thing, I don't think she'll want to do it," Prince Geoffrey said.

The princess had, in fact, learned about sex a long time ago, and she thought it was icky. She pretened to be asleep until she thought the conversation was over.

"Then you won't have any children of your own. I mean, there are other ways, but this is the simplest and quickest way, and it's free," Queen Mommy explained.

"And...you said the shower was the best place?"

"Well, you don't have a bed that you can do it on...you could always do it in the hay, though," The queen laughed.

The princess sighed in her head. She wanted a daughter, so she figured that she had to have icky sex. She was happy that, if she had to have icky sex, it would be with Prince Geoffrey. When she pretended to wake up, the prince asked the princess to join him in the bathroom.

"I know it's really icky," The Prince bit his lip nervously, "but I know you want a baby. I was wondering if you'd mind having sex? It's the quickest way to have a baby."

"Okay," The princess said, surprising the prince.

The prince went in first, then told the princess to join him.

Then, they did it. The princess only hoped that she had become pregnant with a baby girl.

By the time I finished my story and started climbing up to my bed, Geoffrey had already fallen asleep.

"Good night, possible baby," I whispered to my belly.