I'm Bay Complex. I'm turning 13 today.
That's my mommy. She's pregnant, again. My little brother, Linden is next to her. He's the most annoying little boy ever, he's so serious about everything!
That's daddy. He's working super hard to become an astronaut. I know he's gonna do it, he's awesome!
That's little baby Thistle. Momma told me she was pregnant with Thistle when I asked her why she never took down my old crib. He's going to become a toddler today.
I wish for all the boys to like me I thought, as I blew out the candles and grew up. I quickly put on some sunglasses and celebrated with my family. Then I went and changed my outfit and got a chance to look in the mirror.
Damn, I'm hot. I took a nice, long, shower and was putting on a tank top and shorts when I heard mom and Linden screaming, downstairs.
I ran downstairs without thinking, and Mom was in labor.
"Bay!" She gasped in the middle of a contraction. When it stopped, she looked at me, "Sunglasses!"
"Damn, I'm hot!"--lmao!! but why does she need the sunglasses? did I forget something? :(
ReplyDeleteI don't know if I've fully explained it yet, but she needs them because her eyes make everyone who looks in them feel lust.
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